Funning Happened Yesterday (Note From Lemons HQ)

Hi, Muddy:

Half-Life Racing (Seize-Z-ium, Ra-D-ium) are officially ACCEPTED for Arse-Freeze-Apalooza at Sonoma Raceway, Sonoma CA on December 01 - December 02.

Holy crap: NOW WHAT?!

1) PAY THE ENTRY FEE. Your spot isn't yours until you pay up! To lock it in now, pay online through your Team Home Page at https://registration.24hoursoflemons.com/members/races/registration/signup_id/21926.

2) FINISH ADDING DRIVERS: Any remaining drivers or crew should be added online (here's a step-by-step guide). Can't find enough drivers? Email Nick Pon at Lemons HQ.  (You should see invites tonight)

3) READ THESE NOTICES:
-FIRST TIME WITH LEMONS? There's a mandatory Rookie Meeting after tech closes on Friday. Unless a Lemons official says otherwise, be at the tech area 15 minutes past closing.
-DON'T HURT THE FACILITY: If you destroy their Armco, break their tow rig, dissolve their pavement with gas spills, etc, the track may charge you. So, don't do that.
-SCHEDULE, CAMPING, DIRECTIONS, ETC: They're all in the race's online Event Page.
-RULES: Read the complete Rulebook (http://www.24hoursoflemons.com/prices-rules) now and re-check it often, refreshing your browser each time. It's your job to know this stuff!
-TECH SHEET: Print one out now and check every line against your car. When the car's ready, bring your own signed, completely filled-out copy to tech.
-DROPOUTS: There are no refunds or fee transfers! When you enter a race, you're buying the right to compete--not a guarantee that you'll get your own act together. If you drop out, can't finish your car, blow up, go broke, catch swine flu, step on your own wiener, or otherwise fail to use your grid spot, that's racing. That's why they're called "entry" fees, not "I got to drive the whole race" fees.

4) CLICK THIS LINK TO CONFIRM YOU GOT THIS MESSAGE (It's how we know this hooptie-ass thing is working): https://registration.24hoursoflemons.com/login/acknowledge/sid/21926/hash/916e59f3d4d7a7ca7c0d2637a3a6b81b

Got questions? Hit www.24HoursofLemons.com or:

Nick Pon, Associate Perpetrator
5675-C Horton Street, Emeryville CA 94608
nick@24HoursofLemons.com