Lemons HQ Appreciation Note

Below is the note and picture of some 16 year aged Old Pulteney that is being sent to Lemons HQ to see if we can aid the Z quest for 16 races.  After that we can really prep and wait.  

Clunker Refuge Racing

11435 Rampart Drive

Dublin, CA 94568

January 17, 2014

Nick Pon

Lemons Headquarter

5675-C Horton Street

Emeryville CA 94608,

Regarding: An Appreciative Note (For a Change- well sort of)

Dear Nick,

I would like to recognize the hard work you and the rest of Lemons HQ performed in the selection process for the Sears Pointless race.  From the outside, the requirements seem to be daunting:

• Cut the number of cars allowed in, so you can quelch the endless whining from the masses about traffic and reduce your paddock hassles.
• Letting in just enough of the old cars, so you are not flooded with rants.
• Set the hook on the scores of new teams, in order to replace the enviable older teams that leave because they are running out of money, getting so jaded they stop listening to you, and/or get delusional thinking that they are real racers and are thus too good for Lemons.

In appreciation of your hard work, Clunker Refuge Racing II (D Type) would like to present the enclosed bottle of Scotch Whiskey with our wishes that it gives you great enjoyment. Clunker Refuge Racing with it’s four faithful drivers also wishes you enjoy the Scotch Whiskey in an unabashed hope that it will move the team up on the Waitlist.

In either case, we greatly appreciate your hard work and thank you for the opportunity to partake in the entertainment that is the 24 hours of Lemons.

Yours, Sincerely

Muddy

The idiot that runs:

Clunker Refuge Racing -96

Clunker Refuge Racing II (D Type) - 196